Submissions

Sharp work, source discipline, and a clear joke.

Lizard Wrangler is editor-led and open to outside contributors. The best pitches understand satire as a craft discipline, not a permission slip to make factual leaps.

Terms

$250

Per published piece.

Send pitches or drafts to alex@badaboommarketing.com.

What To Send

A pitch with a clear angle, target, and why the behavior matters to readers.
Screenshots, archived pages, pricing pages, terms, public statements, or other attributable receipts.
A sense of the joke on the page, not just a list of grievances.
A piece that leaves room for The Fix when the record supports constructive guidance.

What To Avoid

Pure dunk pieces with no reporting backbone.
Anonymous allegations with nothing to verify.
Protected-identity speculation or demographic coding.
Pieces that confuse loudness with satire.

Editorial Process

Step 1
Send a pitch or draft to alex@badaboommarketing.com with links or attachments to the source material.
Step 2
If the angle is a fit, the piece gets edited for factual precision, legal caution, and voice discipline.
Step 3
Published contributors are paid $250 per piece.